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· Taking a limousine to the airport.
· Remaining glued to the airplane window like a little
kid.
· Becoming best friends with everyone at the bar on New
Year's Eve.
· Getting belligerent off of Bacardi and Cokes.
· Demanding a "Happy New Year" hat.
· Caitlyn getting a discount because the waitress felt
sorry for her having to go home with me.
· Getting ambushed with silly string, attempting to
climb a wall, and singing "Total Eclipse of the
Heart" to Caitlyn... and not remembering a second
of it.
· Getting to ride in style all week.
· "That is where all the kids your age hang
out..." as we entered the bar and grill to discover
that we were by far the youngest ones there.
· Kailua and Cream
· Taking pictures at tourist traps and getting my
captain's hat.
· "Virgin daiquiri, please... I'll have a
daiquiri too, but not a virgin. Give me one that's been
around the block a few times."
· Spending a week as an enslaved artist.
· Mini golfing and the subsequent sexual violation of
every fiberglass animal on the course.
· Drinking games with Adam and Jessica, which Caitlyn
for some unknown reason decided to play with wine.
· Saying "goodbye" to the poof after 8 long
years.
· Being relieved to come home to Kevin after spending
the week with two pre-pubescent girls.
· Dramatic acting on the limo ride back.
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