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· Paper airplanes at dinner
· Crotch shots with the camera phone.
· "Hey, where the hell did my spaghetti go?"
· "What's the occasion... it's a funeral, huge car accident. I'm just kidding it's
homecoming... you little fuck [old drunk guy hits me]!"
· Busting out "the sprinkler" and "the lawnmower" dance moves.
· "I have a Garfield calendar in my room... I have Garfield locked in a cage in my
room."
· "Where did my wallet go?"
· "Why does it say 'paper jam' when there is no paper jam...? Mr. Sameer Na... Naja... Not gonna work here anymore."
· Early morning car alarms
· Getting to pick pumpkins with my pumpkin. Sitting in the gazebo and realizing what it's like to be old.
· Group nap time
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