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· Eric's citation for walking with too many pretty ladies
· "If I have to, I'll eat all of these apples myself."
· Wearing the raccoon mask during mini golf.
· The giant foam rocket: best $5 ever spent.
· "Big snail! Big snail!"
· The corner of funny: "Bethany, does this look funny to you? No, so it doesn't belong on the corner."
· The mysterious black soot on the carpet
· Things to do: Come home, eat a sandwich, masturbate, take a nap, watch
Full House, masturbate again.
· "I wasn't masturbating. I had my underwear on."
· Racing the parachute men from our balcony to the ground.
· Sticking the darts to the ceiling and leaving them there during the room inspection.
· "Walla walla"
· "That dog reminds me of Linus... I mean, his personality."
· Pirogues and Easy Mac
· The guy in the wheelchair with surround sound speakers and underbody lighting
· Eric's and my sexy sandals
· Playing frisbee on the beach: "Tiffany, stop being a moose."
· Building an entire living room of sand furniture on the beach.
· Running into the ocean... and right back out again.
· The Scopes guys competing over our business.
· "Say Spongebob."
· J-Lloyd's and my tech talk over dinner
· Dumser's ice cream
· The rides on the boardwalk
· Amar kicking the football into the sand sculpture of Jesus: "It's not okay, I'm brown. They're going to think it was a jihad."
· Beach Twister and late-night volleyball.
· Trying to catch the seagulls with the claw.
· A drunken lobster by the pool
· Hanging out at Courtney's and Chelsea's: "Hey, what's her name again?"
· The erratic middle-aged woman on the bus-- "I'm gonna get off and fucking walk"-- and the following round of applause when she finally did get off.
· Killing three hours at the Ripley's Museum.
· All you can eat pizza
· "Fisher's Popcorn, Fisher's Popcorn, Fisher's Popcorn, Fisher's Popcorn..."
· "We can't go now, the line is too long."
· That guy making fun of Caitlyn: "Fwaaah."
· "Hey, would you like our leftover food?"
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