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· Quite possibly the longest trip to Salisbury... EVER!
· Making a scene at McDonald's: "I don't even know
why we came on this second honeymoon!"
· KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK! DING DONG! KNOCK!
Overstaying our welcome before we even made it inside.
· "So you call him 'cutie petutie' too? I thought
that was your special name for me." And the
subsequent couple fight that lasted all weekend.
· Atit and I acting gay even when we lacked an audience
to laugh at us.
· "Let's get drunk before they get home from
work."
· Visiting Caitlyn at work. "This place is
depressing. I want to hang myself just knowing that it
exists."
· "C'mon, Caitlyn. Send that girl with the fat ass
a dessert and tell her it's from the two cute guys in
the corner."
· Buying a rose for Atit.
· "Is she cute...? Zuzka, come here. Chris wants
to know if you're cute." Thanks, Caitlyn.
· Who would have thought Caitlyn would be the one to
start a fight with another girl about whose bed she's
been sleeping in?
· "On second though, don't wash it. It might come
back with roaches or something."
· "Caitlyn, do you like Papa Roach?"
· "Ahhh! The roaches are on me!"
· Flip-flopping positions on the Super Bowl every
thirty seconds.
· "I really don't even care about the Bears.
They're a background team. They're kind of just there...
I HATE the Bears!"
· "Atit, for the rest of the night, your name is
'Contradiction.'"
· "Look at dogs. They are godless creatures that
eat people." Thanks, Ben.
· "Relax, Aaron. Sometimes we all just want to
look at hairy amateurs."
· "By the end of this night one of our lips is
going to taste like labia. It's either going to be yours
or mine. Your choice."
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