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· Senior Week at Ocean City
· Staying late at work to build my very own homemade paddle boat (a.k.a. "Noah's Ark").
· Going away to Topsail Island, NC for a week.
· Kevin to Bethany and I: "Oh no, it's kissy time."
· Mattie and Squirt ("Stinky")
· Bethany's and my trip to the zoo: "Finally the black people took our advice and went back to Africa."
· Nerf guns, cap guns, Super Soakers, silly string, and bubbles
· Caitlyn's bombshell of a party
· Hershey Park:
"It's numb."
"There's something above my thigh. It could be a pimple, it could be a vagina, I'm not really sure."
Getting numerous stares from the people in line: "Somehow I can't imagine you beating him with a broom stick. Now stabbing him with your knife, that I could see."
"I call mine 'El Presidente and his joint chiefs'... Care to hold a meeting in your oval office?"
"There are some things you just shouldn't have to learn from experience...
like not to use WD-40 as a personal lubricant."
· Paddle boating in the Inner Harbor and visiting the National Aquarium.
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